Sudetenland Tales by Edward Drobinski - HTML preview

Sudetenland Tales

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in fact was an heroic ‘mortally wounded prey;’ a peaceful victim, an unfortunate casualty, who will be greatly missed.”

Residents of the nearby senior citizen’s facility unanimously stated that the deceased White bear was named and answered to “Teddy;” was virtually domesticated, and would come around the human enclave to be petted and fed with the veggies the codgers saved and bagged for him. One wishing not to be named, for fear of ni-hi-hi-hi-higger hunter retaliation confidentially said; “I’m glad that ni-hi-hi-hi-higger hunter is dead. Teddy was your friend for life if you just gave him a little of the broccoli you weren’t going to eat anyway. I can only hope that Teddy’s spirit will get his partner and the rest of the stupid, predatory ni-hi-hi-hi-higgers.”

The hunter was found only because he had been reported missing by his social worker in the state capitol of Trenton’s alter ego of Camden.

The macabre scene was discovered after a search party had been organized in the remote region. Perhaps it would have been better to leave it undisturbed and without comment.

It is the firm opinion of this writer, that it would be best for all if those who know nothing of the country stay out of it.