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Sudetenland Tales
Page 525
Who Shot Him Before Succumbing to Wounds
Investigators have concluded that the apparently inexperienced “hunting” ni-hi-hi-hi-higger believed that he had shot the White bear dead and approached it. This sort of thing has been a problem here ever since automobiles were invented, enabling every city and close-in suburban ni-hi-hi-hi-higger ass with a gun to descend on rural areas, with the unsubstantiated “logic” of spending his EBT enhanced weekend “killen sum dings dat be dummer dan me.”
On Monday a sixty-two year old ni-hi-hi-hi-higger man from Camden was killed after a bear he attempted to kill turned the tables on him, it apparently being the smarter of the two. This writer supposes that regrets are appropriate, and fully agrees.