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Sudetenland Tales
Page 388
Austin Bombs and Gets Bums
The DHS announced that two towns in Texas, Austin and Pflugerville were weeks away from obtaining a nuclear weapon. This sent the rest of the United States into a state of chaos and hysteria, as the two towns were governed by people unsympathetic to Jew mythology and propaganda. The powerful Jewish lobby, through their gay and pedophilic lackey, Lindsay Graham, induced their President Trump to issue stern warnings to Austin and Pflugerville. “You will cease and desist from all nuclear folly, lest we will be forced to pre-emptively protect ‘us’ from your treachery. For this same reason we are sending our nuclear submarines to your shores and also are re-introducing the draft, with only ‘religious’ exemptions for the Hasids.”
As usual, some IQ challenged people believed all of the foregoing and decided that this was the beginning of the final days, ostensibly unaware that that had been said for a few decades of centuries already; and apparently still unaware of the meaning of time, as used in their unread source; The Bible.
Whatever, with the promise of no tomorrow, this was as good an excuse as any to do what one liked today. Now, there's a brigade of stoned, zombie bums on every corner in Austin, as well as its