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Sudetenland Tales
Page 288
Cornelius
Cornelius T Farnsickle was a well paid coder at Google, somewhat specializing in circling algorithms. When the business’ expansion rate returned to atmospheric levels, he was one of the first dismissed; his dismissal notice merely saying “Asshole.” This was more than sufficient under the recently changed labor laws, and it was also hacked and made public by a blackmailing hacker from Ethiopia, who was bright enough to think that he could collect money from unemployed assholes.
But, Cornelius, now closed out of the IT world, outsmarted the darkie and got an off the books, illegal alien type job at a recently renovated Chuck E Cheese establishment.
There, located in Douglaston, Sudetenland, Cornelius, bedecked in his clown uniform, replied “Yes, sir,” wimpily, careful to show respect to his hawk eyed manager who had not said a thing, but might still be amused while watching Corny from the counter.
Corny gingerly placed the food tray on the table, weakly smiling and saying “Would you like any extra ketchup today, folks?” It was an inescapable part of his job description.
“I hate you. You’re not my Daddy,” Susan giggled in reply.