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The Seattle Times

Serving the sequestered local libtard community since 2016

We’d assign a date here, if we knew what it was or is

Spongy Moth Emergency

‘Imminent danger”: Emergency declaration issued due to spongy moth infestation in Washington State

Soon outgoing libtard Governor Jay Inslee issued an emergency proclamation Wednesday because of the ‘imminent danger’ of a spongy moth infestation in Washington state.

In the proclamation, Inslee said the spongy moth infestation is along Steamboat Island Road and US Highway 101 in the Thurston County area and Concrete. All state residents have been required to sequester in place, and all voting, insofar as the courts allow, will be done by mail, for fear of the squishy invasion’s possible gain of function, i.e. leaping to the human population.

The Virginia Mason Hospital in Seattle has reported thirty-two possible cases, with emergency visits from people reporting symptoms ranging from squishy extremities to some limpness in the wrist and/or thingy.