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Mom
Wednesday, October 30, Public Pride Period, the Second Year of the DOJ/FBI Disenfranchisement of the American People, the Decade of the Largely Peaceful Fires, in the Century of the Bot Takeover
Dear diary; I sat on this ornate Chippendale chair and turned on my computer, which rested on the overworked Chippendale desk, the only furniture in the library, excepting the overflowing, highly decorative Chippendale bookcases, which lined the walls.
My ornate Chippendale ass wasn’t rested for ten seconds when the smart phone rang. Drawing on my previous experience this time I was prepared. I picked up the imitation French antique receiver and confidently said; “My secretary is indisposed, so you’ve got me, myself.”
The female voice was incredulous in tone, and said; “What kind of nonsense are you up to?”
I dragged out the first word; “M-o-o-o-o-m. ...... I’m kind of in the middle of a few important things.”
“What you should be in the middle of, is finding a nice girl.
You know you’re not getting any younger.”
Democratic License