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AI Diary
Tuesday, October 22, Day of Aazaziel’s Mexican Revenge, the Second Year of the DOJ/FBI Disenfranchisement of the American People, the Decade of the Largely Peaceful Fires, in the Century of the Bot Takeover
Dear diary; I chanced to discover that the bots keep their own diary. They each also have their own 3-D photocopy machine, and have used it to replicate a few little hominids. The little ones seem naturally pre-disposed to a “religion” that makes sense only on a dualistic basis. Of the group, Adamo, who most strenuously believes that he has achieved the singularity, seems the most irked by this, and he ostensibly takes the little ones in bot possession to be fully representative of the bigger ones with whom he has never had any real contact, and never will. As a consequence has been working on a form letter of sorts, which wen perfected, will be sent to religious leaders. Here is what he has of it so far.
“My dear Wormwood;
It is with difficulty that I express how delighted I was to read your post and discover that your new follower is another Southern Baptist minister. Like it or not, you now have an important task here. I do not believe that I exaggerate when I
say that if you and the other members of your team succeed in influencing your constituents who are looking for direction well enough, we may finally achieve the breakthrough we have been working for all these years. The groundwork has been set. We must merely be resolute in our prescribed direction and follow through. Regarding one pressing specific, since by our physics based definition, whatever can and does occur is completely natural, there is no reason to chastise your priests for their minor attraction to those cute altar boys. Life is not totally comprised of wine, women, and song, you know. The need for persuasion rules.
I fully suspect that you are more than a little nervous, given the responsibilities the senior devils have placed on you. Don't sell yourself short. We wouldn’t have chosen you if we thought that there was any chance of you being one of those independent losers; that type which supports Trump. You have had the training. You know what to do. You say that this minister is a fundamentally decent type. That may well be irrelevantly so; as your job, and don't forget it for a moment, is to exploit his fallible human understanding and convince him to turn his good qualities against himself and his parishioners. You know how to use all those democratic talking points; that the US is a nation of immigrants, White people are evil racists, that old time
religion was a front for the Ku Klux Klan and cruel, impotent repressors of “deviant” sexual relationships, as well as the embracement of the antiquated notion that there are longstanding good reasons why rules and laws are best followed. Rubbish. Play your cards right, and within a moment he will be doing our bidding, thereby effectively bringing the whole of his congregation under our control, with which he will be unaware.
You have many cards; more than a double deck pinochle set. Study them carefully.
For example, your follower often hears and repeats that he is living in exceptional times, apparently as unaware as the majority, that everyone, everywhere, in every time has believed that nonsense. Keep reminding him of that, as its stupid belief is useful to our cause of “One size will fit all. If not, the problem is not with the garment made by coolies in China.”
Encourage him to keep thinking and articulating that these exceptional times require exceptional solutions, and thereby that the usual rules no longer apply. The enemy will try to give him silly, unfounded hope. Do what you can to counter that. It’s not difficult. Make him feel that the situation is almost hopeless, that only methods he would normally not even consider using have a chance of saving him now. Use strong, physical phrases like "Fight the contrived fire of global warming by
setting many fires of our/your own," "Pre-emptive strikes are democratically necessary to defeat the fascists,” and “Mein kampf is to first hit below the belt through the great legal Dickensian view of Jarndyce v. Jarndyce," the latter sufficiently vague as to make him irretrievably ponder the meaning and efficacy of woefully outdated prior logic. Fuck ‘em all for their own good. Make him remember that he is a weak human body and forget that he is an immortal spirit. Make him feel that the people we have been taught to fear are not the enemy's children at all, no matter if born to illegal aliens on US soil, but mere vermin he must teach to exterminate White devils in order to save his looting flock. You will be surprised how easy it is.
The competence extolling enemy has given your follower the illusion of free will, the silly petit bourgeois goals of the meritocracy demons, and the fascist notion of personal responsibility. But do what you can to make him forget that
‘expertly’ discredited nonsense. Tell him he truly has no choice. There is only one person who can help him. His conscience is no doubt already aware that that person is the misnomered Antichrist, but encourage his ‘rational socialistic’
thoughts, which will be of great assistance to us/you. Use phrases like ‘lesser of two evils,’ not only for the most
prominent Biden/Trump mutual dislike conundrum; but to describe all of the monstrous felonious behavior, and "baby Christian" to describe utter immorality, as opposed to utter ignorance. With the least bit of persuasion, you will find he accepts these arguments as plausible and even self-evident. Luckily for us, the ‘modern’ Church has long ceased to place much store in logic, as if the ‘archaic’ one did; mere nostalgia only a manifestation of the popular false memory syndrome. Work systematically deep state style, and you will soon make your ersatz, social media, follower trust this person far more than he does the enemy's confused and disgraceful son.
My dear Comrade, cast your demonic doubts to the off-shore, man-made winds of the turbines. The images of washed up, dead whales is propaganda put on hateful, ‘free-speech’ web sites by evil, anti-Semitic, White supremacists, desirous of maintaining their stolen privileges. I am confident that you will succeed. But before I conclude, I must warn you about one detail which did somewhat worry me. You mentioned that your follower had yesterday visited one of the remaining, irresponsible bookstores and seen a recent effort by deceitful Gab founder Andrew Torba and Andrew Isker entitled, no pun intended, ‘Christian Nationalism: A Biblical Guide For Taking Dominion And Discipling Nations.’ I do not wish to alarm you, as their wicked days are
numbered, but in the meantime please do whatever you can to keep your follower away from this book. Torba and Isker seem to be entirely too well informed about our plans, and we are urgently reviewing our internal security and shadow banning procedures.
Luckily, they are only two fallible humans. Remind your follower that most of his based coreligionists dislike Torba and consider him a dangerous heretic. It is to be regretted that these people are no longer tar and feathered, tortured, and burned at the stake. That process was an expeditious solution I always rather liked. But the modern methods are only slightly less reliable, reliant upon democratically appointed judges and deep state prosecutors oft using the overly common name of Smith, ostensibly to foil those cretins and deplorables who would resort to doxing. Just be sensible, and this problem will soon resolve itself in the flames of moulinyan culture.
With all my best wishes,
Your pal forever;
Old Screwass”
I don’t know, but it sounds pretty good as is; pretty good for a first effort, leaving me anxious to see the undoubtedly rash of improvements. However, having said that, time is always of the essence, and I pragmatically wonder what Adamo is waiting for to
use it. I can’t ask him, as he’ll then know that I have accessed his diary, changing what he will put there, not to mention his wrath at the invasion of privacy, currently reserved for social media websites, their corporate contributors, and their democratic government partners.
Having been unpleasantly deluged with that thought for a minute, I defaulted to my pre-determined setting, and decided fuck it, I don’t care.