The Image of God: The Tales of Mr. Nortreus by Werley Nortreus - HTML preview

Mr. Nortreus Asked the

Pastor 4 Important Questions

Later, around 11 AM, it appeared that the Pastor inquired if there were any questions to conclude the sermon.

“Before I wrap up, does anyone have a question?”

“If you have a question, please raise your hand so I can see you,” the Pastor requested.

However, no one else raised their hands, except for Mr. Nortreus.

“Pastor, I have 4 questions!”

“May I pose 4 significant questions that perhaps others would like to know?” he asked the Pastor as he stood up.

“What are you doing?”

“Is it true that you have questions?” Mrs. Medjina remarked.

“Don't worry, I know what I'm doing, alright?” He responded to her.

Simultaneously, the Pastor asked him what the questions were.

“Can you elaborate on the questions?” the Pastor inquired.

“The first question is whether God is a man or a woman,” he stated.

“Wow, that's a challenging question,” the Pastor replied.

Almost everyone chuckled.

“Can you provide an answer to that, Pastor?” He pressed.

“Well, I can't answer that question. Can you?” the Pastor responded.

“Well, we are uncertain if God is a man or a woman, but since the red Sun resembles the color of blood and the blood of women, it's conceivable that God could also be she all along,” he explained to the Pastor and the audience.

In fact, the Pastor and everyone were taken aback and contemplating his response.

“What about the second question?” the Pastor asked.

“What color is God's skin?” He replied and inquired.

“Oh my God, that's another difficult question to tackle,” the Pastor responded.

“Well, I found that the Universe is black, similar to the small center of our eyes.”

“I have also seen dark-skinned Beings from Ancient Civilizations beyond Earth.”

“What if God is black or brown, but not white?” he shared with the Pastor and everyone.

“Wow! Is that possible?” the Pastor replied.

“That's correct!” He affirmed.

“Was Adam black and Eve white, or was Adam white and Eve black?” He asked.

“How can I know? I wasn't born yet—our feet weren't born yet,” the Pastor replied.

“Given that black and white people exist now, what if Adam was black and Eve was white, or Adam was white and Eve was black?”

“If I am mistaken, perhaps we are wrong about color.” He informed the Pastor, and everyone present.

Once again, nearly everyone was astonished and speculating.

“And the final question.”

“What is your last question?” the Pastor inquired.

“Where did white people originate from?” He responded and asked a question.

“Why don't you ask any straightforward questions?”

“How am I supposed to know?” the Pastor answered as laughter erupted among the crowd.

“I lack evidence that multiple human species existed but let me share that God probably created a black human and a white human in His or Her likeness and declared they would procreate,” he stated. Indeed, the Pastor and everyone were taken aback by his final answer.

“Incredible! You are brilliant!” Mrs. Medjina exclaimed, giving him a kiss on the cheek.

“Thank you!” He replied.