Another get away – Never picked her as a copper.
First published – June 21 2007.
Back again,
I was running around like mad one day fixing up cats around the south with smoko and I was in a crazy rush.
I was flying down to Woden to meet a guy in the AMF bowl car park next to the plaza.
I came flying into the car park and accidentally screeched the tyre as I went round a couple of the turns.
I pulled up at the end of the car park where this lad was waiting to meet me, jumped out of the car and wandered over to fix him up.
He grabbed his bag paid me and I turned to leave only to be confronted by what I thought was a public servant.
We were surrounded by office buildings and this lady was wearing a suite so you see what Im saying.
She screams at me what „were you doing going so fast in a car park‟!
Im not rude so I said “sorry hun” and then she replies “you will be” and pulls out a badge and asks me if I have my drivers licence with me.
I was a bit taken back by the turn of events and even though I didn‟t have a licence I said I did but I said that it was in the glove box of my car.
As I was walking over to my car I was thinking damn no licence and a car full of ganja I don‟t really have too many options here but to get the hell out!
So I sit in the driver‟s seat and lean over to open the glove box as the copper stood at the boot watching me.
Sneakily while Im opening the glove box with my left hand my foots on the clutch and my right hand is putting the car into first gear.
Once she was in first I spun round hit the ignition, then the gas and I fired out of there with this copper chasing me on foot yelling.
Once I got out of the car park I drove straight to Fyshwick and traded my car in for a newie.
Luckily I never heard boo about that again except for a call from the guy I had sold the hooch to, they had questioned him but hey I was just some dude he met drinking at the club, Mick somebody..lol
Anyhoo just another little piece of history.
Back soon.