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	<title>Squatter with a Lexus</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[Pearson Holmes disappeared a long time ago, leaving behind a potentially valuable safety deposit box. Freddy the Freegan is the first to stumble across the mystery, but soon a whole cast of characters are out to find the key and claim the treasure before time runs out and the contents are forfeit to the state. Who will solve the riddle of the Squatter with a Lexus? <script src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~s/FreeE-booksFree-ebooksnet?i=http://free-ebooks.net/goto.php?id=1367966902" type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8"></script>]]></description>
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	<title>Cowardly Frank</title>
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	<description><![CDATA["Awesome book, highly entertaining!"

Frank lives with his slightly unhinged Mum. She is convinced that the world is full of things that are out to get her, like tree dangling hippos, fence pixies, marauding ninjas and thousands of other terrible sounding creatures. Frank has been listening to her rant for so long that his head has gotten all swollen and his eyes bulgy and he's more of a coward than any other boy alive.One day a tall dark looming man stops him on the way back from the shops and scares him half to death, starting a terrifying series of events that have him meeting ghosts, gnomes, vampires and the most horrible creatures ever to walk the Earth... The Bindlebaums. How will his big head handle the adventure? Will it pop? Will he save his friend from the hellish mountain of the Bindlebaums??

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	<title>The Execution Of Cigarettes</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[Lightheart Series is a compilation of fun ways to beat the common addictions of modern society. Each book tells different stories of people's lives, in the real world with a funny twist.
The next on the series is a Lightheart series on alcohol. it is a story of a girl's conception in an alley way and how this affected the rest of her life and alcohol addiction. DO NOT MISS IT. Have a good laugh at the folly of addictions.<script src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~s/FreeE-booksFree-ebooksnet?i=http://free-ebooks.net/goto.php?id=1363241920" type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8"></script>]]></description>
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	<title>Joss Naylor</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[Joss Naylor runs the World’s Biggest Liar competition in the Bridge Inn at Santon Bridge in the Lake District every year. The Bridge Inn is in a lovely setting i.e. fields, mountains and woodland inhabited by Elves, Fairies and Unicorns. The Unicorns are so successful, they are controlled and can be found in vacuum packs in most shops there ... which is all a lie, but you were convinced weren’t you.
This year 2012, Frankie couldn’t make it, and it was the first time he’d even considered it ... so, he decided to put it into book form, which is cool. His subject for his lie is actually the truth, so he invented a sister competition The World’s Biggest Truth Teller ... Joss Naylor is the subject. Frankie knew Joss well when he shared the same change room at the nearby Sellafield nu...<script src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~s/FreeE-booksFree-ebooksnet?i=http://free-ebooks.net/goto.php?id=1355867815" type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8"></script>]]></description>
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	<title>The Old Fashion Way</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[This a humorous story about working with my old man in construction many years ago and how he did things. The people he hired were not only crazy but the whole story is dangerous, as you could very easily die from laughing too much.<script src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~s/FreeE-booksFree-ebooksnet?i=http://free-ebooks.net/goto.php?id=1355360686" type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8"></script>]]></description>
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	<title>The Girl Who Dropped In</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[Jonathan Theodore lived an ordinary life in a common suburban street in a suburb so much like every other as to be not worth describing. Very little out of the ordinary ever happened to Jonathan until one day when a partially clad girl happened to drop in and change his life forever. <script src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~s/FreeE-booksFree-ebooksnet?i=http://free-ebooks.net/goto.php?id=1355217539" type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8"></script>]]></description>
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	<title>The bLaughsphemic Double Dare</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[A Catholic female once said to Frankie, “How can you believe in God? You aren’t religious.”
A pensioner said to someone who was talking religion and God, on a bus he was driving ... “Don’t confuse God and religion.”
Frankie believes that there is nothing but love energy, but we need ‘the dark’ to have the light exist, and to create. He also clashes with the NHS who say that laughter in the ranks is unprofessional, which figures, because laughter heals ...
Religion knows no humour, which is perfect, because the creator then invents blaughsphemy, which is just spot on ... but bLAUGHSphemy ... now we can start to appreciate religion, which God invented specifically so that we can have some light entertainment when, for example, Mock the Week isn’t on.
Love religion, it i...<script src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~s/FreeE-booksFree-ebooksnet?i=http://free-ebooks.net/goto.php?id=1355068930" type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8"></script>]]></description>
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	<title>Oh God What Have You Done?</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[This is the tragically loopy story of a little town in the North West of England (The Lake District) in which Frankie grew up. It was peaceful, but then one day a bit of a 'problem' turned up.
Please note, in the book it says as one of the chapters, karaoke with Emlyn Hughes (the famous Liverpool and England footballer)... that part has been removed i.e. something didin't come off and removed the 'icing'.
Enjoy!
October-Aurora-Sunrise (Frankie's friend and psycho analyst)<script src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~s/FreeE-booksFree-ebooksnet?i=http://free-ebooks.net/goto.php?id=1354140730" type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8"></script>]]></description>
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	<title>The Chuckling Crab</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[The tantalizing story of the Ghost Town's (Coventry) brilliant specialised seafood restaurant, which was made to sparkle by Nim Chana, an alien. The restaurant was a legend in its own lifetime. 

Mouth wateringly funny!

Crabs rule ok! 

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	<title>The Ball Washer</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[This newest collection of Lance Manion short stories is sure to include something to entertain, inspire and offend everyone. His writing has been called demented, hilarious, quirky and well outside the mainstream. The author guarantees that if this isn't the best book you've ever read he will send you a sincere apology along with a short explanation of why sometimes it is necessary to exaggerate claims about how good a book is in order to have someone download it.<script src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~s/FreeE-booksFree-ebooksnet?i=http://free-ebooks.net/goto.php?id=1350314691" type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8"></script>]]></description>
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