Recycle Your eBooks Here for a Cleaner, Greener Tomorrow!
Together we can do it!
Help Free-eBooks.net help the environment!
Did you know that nearly 4 billion trees worldwide are cut down each year for paper and world
consumption of paper has grown 400% in the last 40 years? Furthermore, according to a semi-reliable source,
it takes one tree to produce about 62 printed books?! Here at Free-eBooks.net our members download an average
of over 16,000 eBooks per day. That’s 256 trees conserved every day and nearly 100,000 trees saved annually!
(Or, yes, 93,440 for the mathematically inflexible).
That’s the upside of the eBook publishing industry…
But now for the downside…
The average eBook needs roughly 5 megabytes(MB) to be manufactured. Unfortunately, the main ingredient comes from Megala Bytuscophloea, more commonly known as the ‘Megabyte Plant.’ However, it can only yield an average of 200 megabytes annually. What’s worse, South American rainforests are being cut down at a rate of 3 hectares per minute in order to make room for vast ‘Megabyte Plant Farms’ to supply the world’s growing consumption. At this rate, eBooks are dangerously close to becoming as detrimental to the world’s environment as printed books – yikes!
Thankfully, our Free-eBooks.net team of self-certified ‘scientists’ have been working around the clock for the past few evenings (we don’t get invited out a lot). They’ve developed cutting-edge software which grounds up and recycles your old, dirty, dog-eared and highlighted, eBooks into clean, fresh, reusable megabytes, which are now reused to produce shiny, new eBooks!
How does the recycling process work you ask? Let us walk you through it…
1. First, our sophisticated software takes all incoming data and filters the megabytes to remove the 1's from each of them, and converts them to pure 0's. In this process, a byte that looked like 00010100 becomes 000000000.
2. Once the initial conversion phase is done, they are passed through a cleaning agent* to thoroughly remove any 0.1's, 0.2's or 0.3's that may have slipped through the first filter. *cleaning agent byproduct may offset any environmental benefits this entire process produces
3. The cleaned bytes are transferred to our development labs where they are prepared, checked for quality, and repackaged for the production of new environmentally-friendly Free eBooks.
Don’t Delay. Help By Recycling Your Old eBooks Today!
Click the button below to find out how you can help. Find where you can upload your old eBooks for a Greener Earth and a more literate tomorrow!
(Or at least it was! But check below for a FREE gift)
eBook’s can’t be recycled just yet (to the relief of ‘Megala Bytuscophloea’ farmers everywhere).
But, don’t worry, you’re the 2429th person that’s click through to find out more, so you’re in ‘excellent’ company!
The good news is that you’re already helping to save the environment by choosing to read eBooks from Free-eBooks.net.
A ‘Green’ Gift to Encourage Your Participation
To encourage and educate others about using environmentally friendly eBooks, we are giving everyone that needs one, a 7-day, Free V.I.P. Membership.
So go ahead, download 62 eBooks with your VIP Membership and help save an entire tree today!
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