Buck Brennan Profile

Buck came from very humble beginnings where he remains even today. He was born in 1979 in rural Pennsylvania just outside of Philadelphia where he would spend the better part of his childhood masturbating to his dad’s Penthouse magazines. By the time he was 14, he was considered to be one of the most active masturbaters of his generation. Eventually, he did have sex with a real girl, then he got married and had two kids named Tucker and Macy, but his love for masturbation never waned. In fact, he still masturbates today when no one is home or when he is in the shower. Buck won any awards for his writing, but he won several participation awards as a child and countless drinking games in college. Currently, Buck lives in rural PA with his dog, his cat, and his two children 1/2 of the time. In his free time, he enjoys looking for the remote, complaining about stuff, and fighting with his ex-wife.