Frankie Lassut / Author

Making Giggle Brew
You should like us, we’ve saved another tree! This is a business card/invite, and it’s a million times superior to a paper business card ... because we haven’t used any paper, therefore no...
The Little Pink Well Being Bible (For Women Only)
About life ...for women only.
Joss Naylor
Joss Naylor runs the World’s Biggest Liar competition in the Bridge Inn at Santon Bridge in the Lake District every year. The Bridge Inn is in a lovely setting i.e. fields, mountains and woodland...
The Even Thinner Collection
For those who read ‘A Hand in Horror’, this is the following book. This is also the first collection from Stephen Cling’s invention, ‘The Chizzel House of Horror’, the superior cousin to...
The bLaughsphemic Double Dare
A Catholic female once said to Frankie, “How can you believe in God? You aren’t religious.” A pensioner said to someone who was talking religion and God, on a bus he was driving ...
Pineapple Pleasure
Carl and Tony are two gay guys living together in a Civil Partnership. Carl's dream is to go to Dubai for the holiday of a lifetime, but they have little money, with the only compensation being a...
Oh God What Have You Done?
This is the tragically loopy story of a little town in the North West of England (The Lake District) in which Frankie grew up. It was peaceful, but then one day a bit of a 'problem' turned...
Agony Grant
Grant is a self styled Agony Uncle, the world’s greatest; probably doesn’t come into it. Although he doesn’t have any proper customers, Grant (named Agony Grant by his mate Trev), for...
The Chuckling Crab
The tantalizing story of the Ghost Town's (Coventry) brilliant specialised seafood restaurant, which was made to sparkle by Nim Chana, an alien. The restaurant was a legend in its own lifetime...
