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Tik-Tok of Oz

2. Out of Oogaboo
Three days later the Grand Army of Oogaboo assembled in the square in front of the
royal palace. The sixteen officers were attired in gorgeous uniforms and carried sharp,
glittering swords. The Private had picked his gun and, although it was not a very big
weapon, Files tried to look fierce and succeeded so well that all his commanding officers
were secretly afraid of him.
The women were there, protesting that Queen Ann Soforth had no right to take their
husbands and fathers from them; but Ann commanded them to keep silent, and that was
the hardest order to obey they had ever received.
The Queen appeared before her Army dressed in an imposing uniform of green, covered
with gold braid. She wore a green soldier-cap with a purple plume in it and looked so
royal and dignified that everyone in Oogaboo except the Army was glad she was going.
The Army was sorry she was not going alone.
"Form ranks!" she cried in her shrill voice.
Salye leaned out of the palace window and laughed.
"I believe your Army can run better than it can fight," she observed.
"Of course," replied General Bunn, proudly. "We're not looking for trouble, you know,
but for plunder. The more plunder and the less fighting we get, the better we shall like
our work."
"For my part," said Files, "I prefer war and carnage to anything. The only way to become
a hero is to conquer, and the story-books all say that the easiest way to conquer is to
fight."
"That's the idea, my brave man!" agreed Ann. "To fight is to conquer and to conquer is to
secure plunder and to secure plunder is to become a hero. With such noble determination
to back me, the world is mine! Good-bye, Salye. When we return we shall be rich and
famous. Come, Generals; let us march."
At this the Generals straightened up and threw out their chests. Then they swung their
glittering swords in rapid circles and cried to the Colonels:
"For-ward March!"
Then the Colonels shouted to the Majors: "For-ward March!" and the Majors yelled to the
Captains: "For-ward March!" and the Captains screamed to the Private:
 
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