The Origin of the ‘Double Dare’
I once worked with a guy called Huddy (Huddlestone), who was a friend of mine; he died (returned to his
true self) quite a few years back. He would say something like, “I dare you to get that big axe, and chop off
the foreman’s head.”
I would reply, “No way. You a loony or something?”
“Ok” he would say, “I DOUBLE dare you. You can’t refuse a ‘double dare.’”
NO ONE can refuse a double dare; not even God. It is being considered a Law of the Universe, much like
the Law of Attraction. It is also, and very, very few know this, being made into a new Commandment by the
church (they can add or take away as they wish, because they made them up in the first place). Thou shalt
not refuse a double dare.
The ‘All New’ Commandments, sample.
(Deep booming voice)
“Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not refuse a ‘Double Dare’.”
In the ‘ship’, in the Commandments Stonemason’s Workshop.
It may be noted here, then not only are the commandments from a free will giving God popular on earth, but
they are widely read and collected on other planets, under the heading ‘Comedy’.
“Hang on a sec. Who added that one?”
“Me.”
“This is going to cause chaos, so could you please remove it.”
“No, sorry.”
“They’re going to laugh on earth! Take it out!”
“Look. You’re the worker ... who am I?”
“You’re the foreman.”
“Right. Belt up and do your fucking job.”
“Ok then. But, who are we going to give them to this time? Moses is long gone, Charlton Heston is
unavailable ...”
“How about we give George Galloway a nudge, he’s a complete hero. Or, Harrison Ford?”
“Sean Connery?”
“Vin Diesel? Vinny Jones? Brendan off Hollyoaks?”
“Hulk Hogan? Amanda Holden?!”
“Sharon Osbourne?! ... Naaa. Too scary. How about Damien Hirst? That would be different. The New 11
commandments in a tank of formaldehyde ... with a free shark?!”
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! (Break time buzzer).
“Mate. I ‘double dare’ you to steal the lead off the roof of God’s house. He can’t send you to hell now.”
(Deep booming voice)
“Damn!”
