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The Schoolmaster and Other Stories

An Inadvertence
PYOTR PETROVITCH STRIZHIN, the nephew of Madame Ivanov, the colonel's
widow--the man whose new goloshes were stolen last year,--came home from a
christening party at two o'clock in the morning. To avoid waking the household he took
off his things in the lobby, made his way on tiptoe to his room, holding his breath, and
began getting ready for bed without lighting a candle.
Strizhin leads a sober and regular life. He has a sanctimonious expression of face, he
reads nothing but religious and edifying books, but at the christening party, in his delight
that Lyubov Spiridonovna had passed through her confinement successfully, he had
permitted himself to drink four glasses of vodka and a glass of wine, the taste of which
suggested something midway between vinegar and castor oil. Spirituous liquors are like
sea-water and glory: the more you imbibe of them the greater your thirst. And now as he
undressed, Strizhin was aware of an overwhelming craving for drink.
"I believe Dashenka has some vodka in the cupboard in the right-hand corner," he
thought. "If I drink one wine-glassful, she won't notice it."
After some hesitation, overcoming his fears, Strizhin went to the cupboard. Cautiously
opening the door he felt in the right-hand corner for a bottle and poured out a wine-
glassful, put the bottle back in its place, then, making the sign of the cross, drank it off.
And immediately something like a miracle took place. Strizhin was flung back from the
cupboard to the chest with fearful force like a bomb. There were flashes before his eyes,
he felt as though he could not breathe, and all over his body he had a sensation as though
he had fallen into a marsh full of leeches. It seemed to him as though, instead of vodka,
he had swallowed dynamite, which blew up his body, the house, and the whole street. . . .
His head, his arms, his legs--all seemed to be torn off and to be flying away somewhere
to the devil, into space.
For some three minutes he lay on the chest, not moving and scarcely breathing, then he
got up and asked himself:
"Where am I?"
The first thing of which he was clearly conscious on coming to himself was the
pronounced smell of paraffin.
"Holy saints," he thought in horror, "it's paraffin I have drunk instead of vodka."
The thought that he had poisoned himself threw him into a cold shiver, then into a fever.
That it was really poison that he had taken was proved not only by the smell in the room
but also by the burning taste in his mouth, the flashes before his eyes, the ringing in his
head, and the colicky pain in his stomach. Feeling the approach of death and not buoying
himself up with false hopes, he wanted to say good-bye to those nearest to him, and made
 
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