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The Life of Johnson

1736-1740
His juvenile attachments to the fair sex were very transient; and it is certain that he
formed no criminal connection whatsoever. Mr. Hector, who lived with him in his
younger days in the utmost intimacy and social freedom, has assured me, that even at that
ardent season his conduct was strictly virtuous in that respect; and that though he loved to
exhilarate himself with wine, he never knew him intoxicated but once.
In a man whom religious education has secured from licentious indulgences, the passion
of love, when once it has seized him, is exceedingly strong; being unimpaired by
dissipation, and totally concentrated in one object. This was experienced by Johnson,
when he became the fervent admirer of Mrs. Porter, after her first husband's death. Miss
Porter told me, that when he was first introduced to her mother, his appearance was very
forbidding: he was then lean and lank, so that his immense structure of bones was
hideously striking to the eye, and the scars of the scrophula were deeply visible. He also
wore his hair, which was straight and stiff, and separated behind: and he often had,
seemingly, convulsive starts and odd gesticulations, which tended to excite at once
surprize and ridicule. Mrs. Porter was so much engaged by his conversation that she
overlooked all these external disadvantages, and said to her daughter, 'this is the most
sensible man that I ever saw in my life.'
Though Mrs. Porter was double the age of Johnson, and her person and manner, as
described to me by the late Mr. Garrick, were by no means pleasing to others, she must
have had a superiority of understanding and talents, as she certainly inspired him with a
more than ordinary passion; and she having signified her willingness to accept of his
hand, he went to Lichfield to ask his mother's consent to the marriage, which he could not
but be conscious was a very imprudent scheme, both on account of their disparity of
years, and her want of fortune. But Mrs. Johnson knew too well the ardour of her son's
temper, and was too tender a parent to oppose his inclinations.
I know not for what reason the marriage ceremony was not performed at Birmingham;
but a resolution was taken that it should be at Derby, for which place the bride and
bridegroom set out on horseback, I suppose in very good humour. But though Mr.
Topham Beauclerk used archly to mention Johnson's having told him, with much gravity,
'Sir, it was a love marriage on both sides,' I have had from my illustrious friend the
following curious account of their journey to church upon the nuptial morn:
9th JULY:--'Sir, she had read the old romances, and had got into her head the fantastical
notion that a woman of spirit should use her lover like a dog. So, Sir, at first she told me
that I rode too fast, and she could not keep up with me; and, when I rode a little slower,
she passed me, and complained that I lagged behind. I was not to be made the slave of
caprice; and I resolved to begin as I meant to end. I therefore pushed on briskly, till I was
fairly out of her sight. The road lay between two hedges, so I was sure she could not miss
it; and I contrived that she should soon come up with me. When she did, I observed her to
be in tears.'
 
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