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The Innocence of Father Brown

The Wrong Shape
Certain of the great roads going north out of London continue far into the country a sort
of attenuated and interrupted spectre of a street, with great gaps in the building, but
preserving the line. Here will be a group of shops, followed by a fenced field or paddock,
and then a famous public-house, and then perhaps a market garden or a nursery garden,
and then one large private house, and then another field and another inn, and so on. If
anyone walks along one of these roads he will pass a house which will probably catch his
eye, though he may not be able to explain its attraction. It is a long, low house, running
parallel with the road, painted mostly white and pale green, with a veranda and sun-
blinds, and porches capped with those quaint sort of cupolas like wooden umbrellas that
one sees in some old-fashioned houses. In fact, it is an old-fashioned house, very English
and very suburban in the good old wealthy Clapham sense. And yet the house has a look
of having been built chiefly for the hot weather. Looking at its white paint and sun-blinds
one thinks vaguely of pugarees and even of palm trees. I cannot trace the feeling to its
root; perhaps the place was built by an Anglo-Indian.
Anyone passing this house, I say, would be namelessly fascinated by it; would feel that it
was a place about which some story was to be told. And he would have been right, as you
shall shortly hear. For this is the story--the story of the strange things that did really
happen in it in the Whitsuntide of the year 18--:
Anyone passing the house on the Thursday before WhitSunday at about half-past four
p.m. would have seen the front door open, and Father Brown, of the small church of St.
Mungo, come out smoking a large pipe in company with a very tall French friend of his
called Flambeau, who was smoking a very small cigarette. These persons may or may not
be of interest to the reader, but the truth is that they were not the only interesting things
that were displayed when the front door of the white-and-green house was opened. There
are further peculiarities about this house, which must be described to start with, not only
that the reader may understand this tragic tale, but also that he may realise what it was
that the opening of the door revealed.
The whole house was built upon the plan of a T, but a T with a very long cross piece and
a very short tail piece. The long cross piece was the frontage that ran along in face of the
street, with the front door in the middle; it was two stories high, and contained nearly all
the important rooms. The short tail piece, which ran out at the back immediately opposite
the front door, was one story high, and consisted only of two long rooms, the one leading
into the other. The first of these two rooms was the study in which the celebrated Mr.
Quinton wrote his wild Oriental poems and romances. The farther room was a glass
conservatory full of tropical blossoms of quite unique and almost monstrous beauty, and
on such afternoons as these glowing with gorgeous sunlight. Thus when the hall door was
open, many a passer-by literally stopped to stare and gasp; for he looked down a
perspective of rich apartments to something really like a transformation scene in a fairy
play: purple clouds and golden suns and crimson stars that were at once scorchingly vivid
and yet transparent and far away.
 
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