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Chapter 33

Pinocchio, having become a Donkey, is bought by the owner of a Circus, who

wants to teach him to do tricks. The Donkey becomes lame and is sold to a man

who wants to use his skin for a drumhead

Very sad and downcast were the two poor little fellows as they stood and looked

at each other. Outside the room, the Little Man grew more and more impatient,

and finally gave the door such a violent kick that it flew open. With his usual

sweet smile on his lips, he looked at Pinocchio and Lamp-Wick and said to them:

"Fine work, boys! You have brayed well, so well that I recognized your voices

immediately, and here I am."

On hearing this, the two Donkeys bowed their heads in shame, dropped their

ears, and put their tails between their legs.

At first, the Little Man petted and caressed them and smoothed down their hairy

coats. Then he took out a currycomb and worked over them till they shone like

glass. Satisfied with the looks of the two little animals, he bridled them and took

them to a market place far away from the Land of Toys, in the hope of selling

them at a good price.

In fact, he did not have to wait very long for an offer. Lamp-Wick was bought by a

farmer whose donkey had died the day before. Pinocchio went to the owner of a

circus, who wanted to teach him to do tricks for his audiences.

And now do you understand what the Little Man's profession was? This horrid

little being, whose face shone with kindness, went about the world looking for

boys. Lazy boys, boys who hated books, boys who wanted to run away from

home, boys who were tired of school--all these were his joy and his fortune. He

took them with him to the Land of Toys and let them enjoy themselves to their

heart's content. When, after months of all play and no work, they became little

donkeys, he sold them on the market place. In a few years, he had become a

millionaire.

What happened to Lamp-Wick? My dear children, I do not know. Pinocchio, I can

tell you, met with great hardships even from the first day.

After putting him in a stable, his new master filled his manger with straw, but

Pinocchio, after tasting a mouthful, spat it out.

Then the man filled the manger with hay. But Pinocchio did not like that any

better.

"Ah, you don't like hay either?" he cried angrily. "Wait, my pretty Donkey, I'll

teach you not to be so particular."

Without more ado, he took a whip and gave the Donkey a hearty blow across the

legs.

Pinocchio screamed with pain and as he screamed he brayed:

"Haw! Haw! Haw! I can't digest straw!"

"Then eat the hay!" answered his master, who understood the Donkey perfectly.

"Haw! Haw! Haw! Hay gives me a headache!"

"Do you pretend, by any chance, that I should feed you duck or chicken?" asked

the man again, and, angrier than ever, he gave poor Pinocchio another lashing.

At that second beating, Pinocchio became very quiet and said no more.

After that, the door of the stable was closed and he was left alone. It was many

hours since he had eaten anything and he started to yawn from hunger. As he

yawned, he opened a mouth as big as an oven.

Finally, not finding anything else in the manger, he tasted the hay. After tasting it,

he chewed it well, closed his eyes, and swallowed it.

"This hay is not bad," he said to himself. "But how much happier I should be if I

had studied! Just now, instead of hay, I should be eating some good bread and

butter. Patience!"

Next morning, when he awoke, Pinocchio looked in the manger for more hay, but

it was all gone. He had eaten it all during the night.

He tried the straw, but, as he chewed away at it, he noticed to his great

disappointment that it tasted neither like rice nor like macaroni.

"Patience!" he repeated as he chewed. "If only my misfortune might serve as a

lesson to disobedient boys who refuse to study! Patience! Have patience!"

"Patience indeed!" shouted his master just then, as he came into the stable. "Do

you think, perhaps, my little Donkey, that I have brought you here only to give

you food and drink? Oh, no! You are to help me earn some fine gold pieces, do

you hear? Come along, now. I am going to teach you to jump and bow, to dance

a waltz and a polka, and even to stand on your head."

Poor Pinocchio, whether he liked it or not, had to learn all these wonderful things;

but it took him three long months and cost him many, many lashings before he

was pronounced perfect.

The day came at last when Pinocchio's master was able to announce an

extraordinary performance. The announcements, posted all around the town, and

written in large letters, read thus:

GREAT SPECTACLE TONIGHT

LEAPS AND EXERCISES BY THE GREAT ARTISTS

AND THE FAMOUS HORSES

of the

COMPANY

First Public Appearance

of the

FAMOUS DONKEY

called

PINOCCHIO

THE STAR OF THE DANCE

----

The Theater will be as Light as Day

That night, as you can well imagine, the theater was filled to overflowing one

hour before the show was scheduled to start.

Not an orchestra chair could be had, not a balcony seat, nor a gallery seat; not

even for their weight in gold.

The place swarmed with boys and girls of all ages and sizes, wriggling and

dancing about in a fever of impatience to see the famous Donkey dance.

When the first part of the performance was over, the Owner and Manager of the

circus, in a black coat, white knee breeches, and patent leather boots, presented

himself to the public and in a loud, pompous voice made the following

announcement:

"Most honored friends, Gentlemen and Ladies!

"Your humble servant, the Manager of this theater, presents himself before you

tonight in order to introduce to you the greatest, the most famous Donkey in the

world, a Donkey that has had the great honor in his short life of performing before

the kings and queens and emperors of all the great courts of Europe.

"We thank you for your attention!"

This speech was greeted by much laughter and applause. And the applause

grew to a roar when Pinocchio, the famous Donkey, appeared in the circus ring.

He was handsomely arrayed. A new bridle of shining leather with buckles of

polished brass was on his back; two white camellias were tied to his ears;

ribbons and tassels of red silk adorned his mane, which was divided into many

curls. A great sash of gold and silver was fastened around his waist and his tail

was decorated with ribbons of many brilliant colors. He was a handsome Donkey

indeed!

The Manager, when introducing him to the public, added these words:

"Most honored audience! I shall not take your time tonight to tell you of the great

difficulties which I have encountered while trying to tame this animal, since I

found him in the wilds of Africa. Observe, I beg of you, the savage look of his

eye. All the means used by centuries of civilization in subduing wild beasts failed

in this case. I had finally to resort to the gentle language of the whip in order to

bring him to my will. With all my kindness, however, I never succeeded in gaining

my Donkey's love. He is still today as savage as the day I found him. He still

fears and hates me. But I have found in him one great redeeming feature. Do you

see this little bump on his forehead? It is this bump which gives him his great

talent of dancing and using his feet as nimbly as a human being. Admire him, O

signori, and enjoy yourselves. I let you, now, be the judges of my success as a

teacher of animals. Before I leave you, I wish to state that there will be another

performance tomorrow night. If the weather threatens rain, the great spectacle

will take place at eleven o'clock in the morning."

The Manager bowed and then turned to Pinocchio and said: "Ready, Pinocchio!

Before starting your performance, salute your audience!"

Pinocchio obediently bent his two knees to the ground and remained kneeling

until the Manager, with the crack of the whip, cried sharply: "Walk!"

The Donkey lifted himself on his four feet and walked around the ring. A few

minutes passed and again the voice of the Manager called:

"Quickstep!" and Pinocchio obediently changed his step.

"Gallop!" and Pinocchio galloped.

"Full speed!" and Pinocchio ran as fast as he could. As he ran the master raised

his arm and a pistol shot rang in the air.

At the shot, the little Donkey fell to the ground as if he were really dead.

A shower of applause greeted the Donkey as he arose to his feet. Cries and

shouts and handclappings were heard on all sides.

At all that noise, Pinocchio lifted his head and raised his eyes. There, in front of

him, in a box sat a beautiful woman. Around her neck she wore a long gold

chain, from which hung a large medallion. On the medallion was painted the

picture of a Marionette.

"That picture is of me! That beautiful lady is my Fairy!" said Pinocchio to himself,

recognizing her. He felt so happy that he tried his best to cry out:

"Oh, my Fairy! My own Fairy!"

But instead of words, a loud braying was heard in the theater, so loud and so

long that all the spectators--men, women, and children, but especially the

children--burst out laughing.

Then, in order to teach the Donkey that it was not good manners to bray before

the public, the Manager hit him on the nose with the handle of the whip.

The poor little Donkey stuck out a long tongue and licked his nose for a long time

in an effort to take away the pain.

And what was his grief when on looking up toward the boxes, he saw that the

Fairy had disappeared!

He felt himself fainting, his eyes filled with tears, and he wept bitterly. No one

knew it, however, least of all the Manager, who, cracking his whip, cried out:

"Bravo, Pinocchio! Now show us how gracefully you can jump through the rings."

Pinocchio tried two or three times, but each time he came near the ring, he found

it more to his taste to go under it. The fourth time, at a look from his master he

leaped through it, but as he did so his hind legs caught in the ring and he fell to

the floor in a heap.

When he got up, he was lame and could hardly limp as far as the stable.

"Pinocchio! We want Pinocchio! We want the little Donkey!" cried the boys from

the orchestra, saddened by the accident.

No one saw Pinocchio again that evening.

The next morning the veterinary--that is, the animal doctor-- declared that he

would be lame for the rest of his life.

"What do I want with a lame donkey?" said the Manager to the stableboy. "Take

him to the market and sell him."

When they reached the square, a buyer was soon found.

"How much do you ask for that little lame Donkey?" he asked.

"Four dollars."

"I'll give you four cents. Don't think I'm buying him for work. I want only his skin. It

looks very tough and I can use it to make myself a drumhead. I belong to a

musical band in my village and I need a drum."

I leave it to you, my dear children, to picture to yourself the great pleasure with

which Pinocchio heard that he was to become a drumhead!

As soon as the buyer had paid the four cents, the Donkey changed hands. His

new owner took him to a high cliff overlooking the sea, put a stone around his

neck, tied a rope to one of his hind feet, gave him a push, and threw him into the

water.

Pinocchio sank immediately. And his new master sat on the cliff waiting for him to

drown, so as to skin him and make himself a drumhead.