Have you heard of an
elephant talking on the
A telephant talking
on the elephone?
Laura E. Richards
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use his telephant
No, no! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone.
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)
Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee.
(I fear I better drop the song
of elephop and telephong!)
Howe'er = However