“Don’t warm your arse on a heater if you’re wearing plastic knickers. Ouch!”
Sheree Sartain July 2012
My good friend, Jane Vickers
Bought herself plastic knickers
Don’t ask why
I really don’t know
Then she had this desire
To sit down on the fire
Which she did
And her bum, did it glow
Her knickers, they melted
To the kitchen I pelted
And the ice
On her bottom I slapped
Now my good friend, Jane Vickers
Learnt that in melted knickers
When you poo
It is all neatly wrapped