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Twittclass #06

 

“No matter what she says, don’t be fooled into putting your balls in the tumble dryer.”

Peter Barns October 2011

 

 

“Oh doctor,” said poor Reggie Cryer,

“I got my balls caught in the dryer.

Now they’re really black and blue.

Please tell me doc, what should I do?”

 

“Well Reggie,” answered Dr Flum,

Looking sad and rather glum,

“This really is all new to me,

I’ve never spun my balls you see.”

 

Then in a voice, extremely posh

Said, “Reggie lad, next time you wash,

It may be best to use some pegs,

And keep your balls between your legs.”