My Government was most delighted to learn of the splendid triumph of your Government
in developing the new guided missile Marxist Victory, and at the same time deeply
relieved. We had, of course, detected the release of nuclear energy incident to the test,
and inasmuch as it had obviously originated in the disintegration of a quantity of
Uranium 235, we had feared that an explosion had occurred at your Government's secret
uranium plant at Khatanga. We have long known of the lax security measures in effect at
this plant, and have, as a consequence, been expecting some disaster there.
I am therefore sure that your Government will be equally gratified to learn of the
perfection, by my Government, of our own new guided missile Celestial Destroyer,
which embodies, in greatly improved form, many of the features of your own
Government's guided missile Marxist Victory. Naturally, your own scientific warfare
specialists have detected the release of energy incident to the explosion of our own
improved thorium-hafnium interaction bomb; this bomb was exploded over the North
Polar ice cap, about two hundred miles south of the Pole, on about 35 degrees East
Longitude, almost due north of your capital city of Moscow. The launching was made
from a site in Thibet.
Naturally, my Government cannot deviate from our present just and reasonable attitude in
the Khakum River question. Trusting that your Government will realize this, I have the
honor to be,
Your obedient and respectful servant,
From N. Y. TIMES, Feb. 20, 1984:
AFGHAN RULER FETED AT NANKING
Ameer Shere Ali Abdallah Confers
UEESR Foreign Minister Dzhoubinsky to Maxim G. Krylenkoff, Ambassador at Nanking:
