Heinsian
SKIBOY-n-WESTERN MUSIC?
Skiers-- If you're sick of the turns the ski culture has taken in
recent years toward obnoxious music and behavior, away from
why we all started skiing in the first place, you are in for a treat.
MIXIN' MISERY & SKIIN', with "ski-puns ablazin'," now you can
read, or maybe hear live, the funnest remakes of Strait, Haggard,
Jones, Thompson, Campbell, Price, and more---fifty songs includ-
ing:
Jackson Hole By Mornin'
Ski Area Del Rey Swingin' Poles
Today the Ski-Lift Let Me Down
Ski-Lift To-Go Skiin' In Your Sleep
He Stopped Skiing Here That Day
One Turn At a Time For the Good Turns
Sunday Mornin' Skiin' Down
"The First of the Singin' Skiboys," as Marshall Tucker might put it,
GARY HEINS, lone skiboy of the SWINGIN' G WINTER
RANGE, worked on many of these songs while living in exile away
from national PSIA ski instructor politics and pecking orders---"I
felt maybe like Merle Haggard in San Quentin'," he says, "and I
knew I had to somehow turn my life around if I was going to get
back into the ski business." Treat skiing like what it really is: hard
ranch work with a hard drinkin' problem, complete with unre-
quited love, money problems, and dysfunctional PSIA Politics. ---
It's one man verses PSIA: "The Ski School Business is going to get
my verse before it gets better," says Gary, "I'll stick to my puns on
that."
Country Music Fans-- You don't have to be addicted to ski-
ing to enjoy these songs anymore than you have to be an alcoholic
losing your third wife to enjoy regular country music. See how skiers
use skiing as a crutch; and, if you want to hear a guy who "can sing like
he don't need the money"---
GARY HEINS
SINGIN' CRUD
"Parallel Singin'"--and..."Country-Diction In Turns"
