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Missing intelligence is all around and no one is exempt from it, but it results in many laughs. Sit back and smile. Laughter is the best medicine and it’s available even if you’re a pirate or Joe the Plumber and no one will throw shoes at you. You will find more examples of temporary brain tumors that should make you laugh, including headlines, the brilliance of the banks and government–especially Newman and Cliff Claven. Includes signs, other tax deductions and further thoughts by our youth. The author offers some worthless facts, fun things to do, and more dumb, but funny questions.
Missing intelligence is all around and no one is exempt from it, but it results in many laughs. Sit back and smile. Laughter is the best medicine and it’s available even if you’re a pirate or Joe the Plumber and no one will throw shoes at you. You will find more examples of temporary brain tumors that should make you laugh, including headlines, the brilliance of the banks and government–especially Newman and Cliff Claven. Includes signs, other tax deductions and further thoughts by our youth. The author offers some worthless facts, fun things to do, and more dumb, but funny questions.
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