A 2007 Foreword Magazine Finalist, this book was described as hysterical by many. Others thought it so funny, that they laughed body parts off. It is about the dumb things that people say and do, or more precisely, missing intelligence. If you liked "Wake Up-It's Time for Your Sleeping Pill", this FREE, ready-for-download eBook is its predecessor.
A 2007 Foreword Magazine Finalist, this book was described as hysterical by many. Others thought it so funny, that they laughed body parts off. It is about the dumb things that people say and do, or more precisely, missing intelligence. If you liked "Wake Up-It's Time for Your Sleeping Pill", this FREE, ready-for-download eBook is its predecessor.
Swiatek taught high school math for eight years, entered the business world, most of the time as a software consultant. He retired in 2001 and resumed his third career as a writer, chronicled in his March 2008 book – highly recommended by Midwest Book Review – I Don’t Want To Be a Pirate – Writer, maybe. His latest book – on genealogy – We Arrrgh Family was published in November 2012, preceded by We’ve Got to Get back to the Garden (a book about addictions) and Computers For Smart People, which was published in February 2012. It’s the very first book he wrote. He has also written three books on missing intelligence – it’s everywhere you look and filled with laughs – a novel about the national lottery, a book about truth, two books on work, a cookbook and books on the environment. His books have received rave reviews, which you can find at the website he designed and maintains, WWW.BOBCOOKS.COM. He lives in Buffalo, New York.
The contents of this book are reprints of old, and I mean old, anecdotes I recall reading years ago in such things as Reader's Digest. The author made and attempt at adding his own humor which, in my opinion, bombed out. Only a half dozen quips not heard about before...only 1 giggle.
Enjoyed this - lots to laugh at and a great holiday read. A heavy American bias so it could be easy to feel that only in America could people be so dumb, but we all know that's not the case!
Another very funny book by Swiatek. I love it but it's no wonder got so many dislikes - he makes fun of Americans mainly, they can't take a joke about themselves. Keep up the good work!
Absolutely pathetic. infantile, simplistic attempts to find irony (quite often where none exists). possibly the most pointless 15 minutes of my life, trying to find something interesting in this text... appalling.
Absolutely hilarious. I have Laughed so much tears are running down mt face. Pithy wit and so true as people, including myself, can be so stupid at times.
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By: Robert S. Swiatek
A collection of observations, headlines, dumb questions, sign and jokes that you may have already heard
Common Sense
By: Thomas Paine
This FREE eBook delivers Common Sense--the famous work of one of America's Founding Fathers, Thomas Paine. Common Sense challenged the authority of the British government and the royal monarchy. The plain language that Paine used spoke to the common people of America, and was the first work to openly ask for independence from Great Britain. Download it today!