A 2007 Foreword Magazine Finalist, this book was described as hysterical by many. Others thought it so funny, that they laughed body parts off. It is about the dumb things that people say and do, or more precisely, missing intelligence. If you liked "Wake Up-It's Time for Your Sleeping Pill", this FREE, ready-for-download eBook is its predecessor.
A 2007 Foreword Magazine Finalist, this book was described as hysterical by many. Others thought it so funny, that they laughed body parts off. It is about the dumb things that people say and do, or more precisely, missing intelligence. If you liked "Wake Up-It's Time for Your Sleeping Pill", this FREE, ready-for-download eBook is its predecessor.
Swiatek taught high school math for eight years, entered the business world, most of the time as a software consultant. He retired in 2001 and resumed his third career as a writer, chronicled in his March 2008 book, "I Don't Want To Be a Pirate - Writer, maybe," highly recommended by Midwest Book Review. His latest book, "Computers For Smart People," was published in February 2012. It's the very first book he wrote. It was preceded a few months before by "Recipes For Joy In Life." His 2007 book and Indie Excellence 2007 Finalist, "This Page Intentionally Left Blank - Just Like the Paychecks of the Workers," justifies increasing the hourly minimum wage to $15 as well as lowering the hours in the workweek to 30. His other books are "Save The Animals And Children"; a novel about the national lottery, "Don't Bet On It"; "Tick Tock, Don't Stop: A Manual for Workaholics"; "for seeing eye dogs only," a 2005 Foreword Magazine Finalist; "here's your free gift - send $10 for shipping"; "wake up - it's time for your sleeping pill"; "Take Back the Earth - The Dumb, Greedy Incompetents Have Trashed It"; "Press 1 for Pig Latin" (a book on the failure of technology); a treatise on truth, "Mirror, Mirror, On My Car"; and "This War Won't Cost Much - I'm Already Against the Next One." His books have received rave reviews, which you can find at the website he designed and maintains, WWW.BOBCOOKS.COM. He lives in Buffalo, New York.
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Another very funny book by Swiatek. I love it but it's no wonder got so many dislikes - he makes fun of Americans mainly, they can't take a joke about themselves. Keep up the good work!
Absolutely pathetic. infantile, simplistic attempts to find irony (quite often where none exists). possibly the most pointless 15 minutes of my life, trying to find something interesting in this text... appalling.
Absolutely hilarious. I have Laughed so much tears are running down mt face. Pithy wit and so true as people, including myself, can be so stupid at times.
Missing intelligence is all around and no one is exempt from it, but it results in many laughs. Sit back and smile. Laughter is the best medicine and it’s available even if you’re a pirate or Joe the Plumber and no one will throw shoes at you. You will find more examples of temporary brain tumors that should make you laugh, including headlines, the brilliance of the banks and government–espe...
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By: Robert Swiatek
Missing intelligence is all around and no one is exempt from it, but it results in many laughs. Sit back and smile. Laughter is the best medicine and it’s available even if you’re a pirate or Joe the Plumber and no one will throw shoes at you. You will find more examples of temporary brain tumors that should make you laugh, including headlines, the brilliance of the banks and government–espe...
Common Sense
By: Thomas Paine
This FREE eBook delivers Common Sense--the famous work of one of America's Founding Fathers, Thomas Paine. Common Sense challenged the authority of the British government and the royal monarchy. The plain language that Paine used spoke to the common people of America, and was the first work to openly ask for independence from Great Britain. Download it today!
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