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Defunct {Memoirs of a Gentleman Zombie}

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Author: Jonathan Pidduck

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George is a bewildered zombie. He "wakes" to find himself in a battened-down coffin. He isn't sure he likes it very much. These are the unintentionally humorous memoirs of a befuddled old man, who returns to this world as a zombie after his soul dithered too long over his body in the operating theatre in which he died. Incarcerated in a Dover detention centre for the recently resurrected, he strikes up unlikely friendships with two twenty-somethings and an elderly woman whom he knows only as "The Queen". Together, they set off on a journey across Kent in a bid to rediscover their humanity.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Jonathan Pidduck

Jonathan Pidduck lives in Ramsgate, England. He has written 6 e-books: 1) Slave-Girls and Amazons in 2011 - 2) The Wedding Feast in March 2012 - 3) Tethered (the sequel to "The Wedding Feast") in August 2012 - 4) Cave-Trolls and Amazons (the sequel to Slave-Girls) in November 2012 - 5) The Last of the Neanderthals (the final book in the "Wedding Feast" series) in March 2013. - 6) The Halfshaft Games in September 2013 His next e-book (which will be another in the horror genre) is due out in May 2014. Please feel free to send a friend request to the "Jonathan Pidduck - writer" Facebook page for free notifications of future publications.

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