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Some people are born to be heroes. Some people earn it through years of trying. This FREE e-Book introduces you to three likely lads who have had heroism strangely dropped on their heads. Enjoy the first adventures of Nicholas (Nick) Godfrey, Stuart (Stu) Wilson, and Spock--three unattached, English, horny, thirty-something lads on holiday, as they almost battle with evil forces, almost rescue damsels in distress, and almost save a country from total destruction. They definitely do however, drink copious amounts of amber fluid, and have lots of horizontal fun. The story is set mostly in the amazing city of Pattaya on the eastern seaboard of Thailand. Lush green palm trees, crystal clear waters, warm golden sand, and herds of buffalo wandering aimlessly over grassy meadows, you will not find there. However, chrome pole molesters (go-go dancers), ogling dens, cheap amber fluid, and beautiful, accommodating ladies more than make up for it. Follow their hilarious antics through the many stages of intoxication; from “juiced” through “spannered” and “shitfaced”, up to the ultimate stage of being totally “wankered”, as they unknowingly enter into a chase between good and evil for the recovery of an ancient holy relic. Enter into a diverse culture of the people of Southeast Asia, whose attitudes, traditions, and lives have, and will always remain, a mystery to the Western world. So, unless you like stories about buffalo, read and enjoy this FREE e-Book- an absolute must-read survival guide for anyone traveling to “The Land of Smiles”. Download this FREE e-Book today!


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Some people are born to be heroes. Some people earn it through years of trying. This FREE e-Book introduces you to three likely lads who have had heroism strangely dropped on their heads. Enjoy the first adventures of Nicholas (Nick) Godfrey, Stuart (Stu) Wilson, and Spock--three unattached, English, horny, thirty-something lads on holiday, as they almost battle with evil forces, almost rescue damsels in distress, and almost save a country from total destruction. They definitely do however, drink copious amounts of amber fluid, and have lots of horizontal fun. The story is set mostly in the amazing city of Pattaya on the eastern seaboard of Thailand. Lush green palm trees, crystal clear waters, warm golden sand, and herds of buffalo wandering aimlessly over grassy meadows, you will not find there. However, chrome pole molesters (go-go dancers), ogling dens, cheap amber fluid, and beautiful, accommodating ladies more than make up for it. Follow their hilarious antics through the many stages of intoxication; from “juiced” through “spannered” and “shitfaced”, up to the ultimate stage of being totally “wankered”, as they unknowingly enter into a chase between good and evil for the recovery of an ancient holy relic. Enter into a diverse culture of the people of Southeast Asia, whose attitudes, traditions, and lives have, and will always remain, a mystery to the Western world. So, unless you like stories about buffalo, read and enjoy this FREE e-Book- an absolute must-read survival guide for anyone traveling to “The Land of Smiles”. Download this FREE e-Book today!

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    Jane Nolan
    Jane Nolan LIKES this book
    Funny and a good read
    Gaurav Vaidya
    Gaurav Vaidya LIKES this book
    Misadventures of three friends, booze, thai women, sex and a monk on a journey to return back the stolen relic, it is a complete guy's book. It was a good read, it is recommendable if you are looking for not way too complicated fiction story.
    Aikoo
    Aikoo LIKES this book
    Good Holiday book.
    Relaxed,thrilling reading
    Guilherme
    Guilherme LIKES this book
    Easy to read,revealing an ancient and interesting world.
    Phil Sellers
    Phil Sellers LIKES this book
    hilarious book ! i own a bar on soi6 pattaya and he is so right !
    David Knapp
    David Knapp LIKES this book
    Enjoyed the read and downloaded the next adventure for the boys. Only criticism is the incorrect use of the word was it should have, on many occasions, been were.

    This dis not detract from the descriptive writing which did help you visualize the locations well.
    Kirstie Adshead
    Kirstie Adshead LIKES this book
    Great book. Made me laugh and remember my time in Thailand
    Mark
    Mark LIKES this book
    Great descriptions of the Thai (or many other SE Asian) bar scenes etc... makes the story credible.
    Kerry Eggleton
    Kerry Eggleton LIKES this book
    Great book.Highly recommended. At last a funny adventure
    Richard Constable
    Richard Constable LIKES this book
    Funny funny book and great adventure .Had fun reading it and would highly recommend this book especially if visiting Thailand as it is very factual

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