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Bleak House

15. Bell Yard
While we were in London Mr. Jarndyce was constantly beset by the crowd of excitable
ladies and gentlemen whose proceedings had so much astonished us. Mr. Quale, who
presented himself soon after our arrival, was in all such excitements. He seemed to
project those two shining knobs of temples of his into everything that went on and to
brush his hair farther and farther back, until the very roots were almost ready to fly out
of his head in inappeasable philanthropy. All objects were alike to him, but he was
always particularly ready for anything in the way of a testimonial to any one. His great
power seemed to be his power of indiscriminate admiration. He would sit for any length
of time, with the utmost enjoyment, bathing his temples in the light of any order of
luminary. Having first seen him perfectly swallowed up in admiration of Mrs. Jellyby, I
had supposed her to be the absorbing object of his devotion. I soon discovered my
mistake and found him to be train-bearer and organ-blower to a whole procession of
people.
Mrs. Pardiggle came one day for a subscription to something, and with her, Mr. Quale.
Whatever Mrs. Pardiggle said, Mr. Quale repeated to us; and just as he had drawn Mrs.
Jellyby out, he drew Mrs. Pardiggle out. Mrs. Pardiggle wrote a letter of introduction to
my guardian in behalf of her eloquent friend Mr. Gusher. With Mr. Gusher appeared Mr.
Quale again. Mr. Gusher, being a flabby gentleman with a moist surface and eyes so
much too small for his moon of a face that they seemed to have been originally made
for somebody else, was not at first sight prepossessing; yet he was scarcely seated
before Mr. Quale asked Ada and me, not inaudibly, whether he was not a great
creature--which he certainly was, flabbily speaking, though Mr. Quale meant in
intellectual beauty-- and whether we were not struck by his massive configuration of
brow. In short, we heard of a great many missions of various sorts among this set of
people, but nothing respecting them was half so clear to us as that it was Mr. Quale's
mission to be in ecstasies with everybody else's mission and that it was the most
popular mission of all.
Mr. Jarndyce had fallen into this company in the tenderness of his heart and his earnest
desire to do all the good in his power; but that he felt it to be too often an unsatisfactory
company, where benevolence took spasmodic forms, where charity was assumed as a
regular uniform by loud professors and speculators in cheap notoriety, vehement in
profession, restless and vain in action, servile in the last degree of meanness to the
great, adulatory of one another, and intolerable to those who were anxious quietly to
help the weak from failing rather than with a great deal of bluster and self-laudation to
raise them up a little way when they were down, he plainly told us. When a testimonial
was originated to Mr. Quale by Mr. Gusher (who had already got one, originated by Mr.
Quale), and when Mr. Gusher spoke for an hour and a half on the subject to a meeting,
including two charity schools of small boys and girls, who were specially reminded of
the widow's mite, and requested to come forward with halfpence and be acceptable
sacrifices, I think the wind was in the east for three whole weeks.
 
 
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