Beasts and Super-Beasts
The Lumber Room
THE children were to be driven, as a special treat, to the sands at Jagborough. Nicholas
was not to be of the party; he was in disgrace. Only that morning he had refused to eat his
wholesome bread-and-milk on the seemingly frivolous ground that there was a frog in it.
Older and wiser and better people had told him that there could not possibly be a frog in
his bread-and-milk and that he was not to talk nonsense; he continued, nevertheless, to
talk what seemed the veriest nonsense, and described with much detail the colouration
and markings of the alleged frog. The dramatic part of the incident was that there really
was a frog in Nicholas' basin of bread-and-milk; he had put it there himself, so he felt
entitled to know something about it. The sin of taking a frog from the garden and putting
it into a bowl of wholesome bread-and-milk was enlarged on at great length, but the fact
that stood out clearest in the whole affair, as it presented itself to the mind of Nicholas,
was that the older, wiser, and better people had been proved to be profoundly in error in
matters about which they had expressed the utmost assurance.
"You said there couldn't possibly be a frog in my bread-and-milk; there WAS a frog in
my bread-and-milk," he repeated, with the insistence of a skilled tactician who does not
intend to shift from favourable ground.
So his boy-cousin and girl-cousin and his quite uninteresting younger brother were to be
taken to Jagborough sands that afternoon and he was to stay at home. His cousins' aunt,
who insisted, by an unwarranted stretch of imagination, in styling herself his aunt also,
had hastily invented the Jagborough expedition in order to impress on Nicholas the
delights that he had justly forfeited by his disgraceful conduct at the breakfast- table. It
was her habit, whenever one of the children fell from grace, to improvise something of a
festival nature from which the offender would be rigorously debarred; if all the children
sinned collectively they were suddenly informed of a circus in a neighbouring town, a
circus of unrivalled merit and uncounted elephants, to which, but for their depravity, they
would have been taken that very day.
A few decent tears were looked for on the part of Nicholas when the moment for the
departure of the expedition arrived. As a matter of fact, however, all the crying was done
by his girl-cousin, who scraped her knee rather painfully against the step of the carriage
as she was scrambling in.
"How she did howl," said Nicholas cheerfully, as the party drove off without any of the
elation of high spirits that should have characterised it.
"She'll soon get over that," said the SOI-DISANT aunt; "it will be a glorious afternoon
for racing about over those beautiful sands. How they will enjoy themselves!"
"Bobby won't enjoy himself much, and he won't race much either," said Nicholas with a
grim chuckle; his boots are hurting him. They're too tight."