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Barefoot on Thin Ice


Subj: POLICE ARREST TOASTER
Date: 96-01-12 16:41:11 EST
DULUTH, MN UMD Campus police confiscated a rogue toaster from
the mathematics display case in Heller Hall this morning. Three
armed officers responded to the scene. This mirrors a recent
incident where a Tek graphics monitor was found in the archaeology
display case. Capt. Harry Michalacek was unavailable for comment,
but one of the officers at the scene indicated than an arrest is
imminent. Film at 11.
 
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