HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE A SERIAL KILLER
You watch CSI like it's a DIY program.
You're disappointed by porn because the skins are still on.
The voice telling you to kill someone is only drowned out by the voice telling you to kill
You've relaid your patio 5 times now.
You've been kicked out of all the Hannibal Lecter films for shouting "amateur!" at the
Your local dress material shop is Weight Watchers.
You're the hero of your B&Q
You could write a Which guide to acid resistant bath tubs.
You've had 200 Philippino nannies, but you've got no kids.
Women eh? Can't live with them, no, really not at all.
Your Rooms Vacant sign switches on and off automatically.
You smile when you see hitchhikers.
Your dog won't fucking shut up! It may be the voice of God but you still haven't slept in
