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Amock Comedy Magazine 1

“He has a sense of humour, Wilson, and perhaps he wanted to surprise us.”
“But the loss of his wife’s affections is hardly a matter for humour.”
“All men differ,” Holms said solemnly, “and how they deal with tragedy differs with them. We should not judge,
Wilson, that is not what we have been employed to do. Merely to discover whom Lady Shatterley has transferred
her attentions to.”
“And thereby pay Mrs Houston her overdue rent.”
“Precisely.”
DISCOVER IF THE GREAT DETECTIVE CAN DISCOVER THE IDENTITY OF LADY
SHATTERLEY’S MYSTERIOUS LOVER IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT.
SEATTLE COUPLE TO BE TAUGHT HOW TO HAVE SEX
Their medic, Dr Ram Din, admitted
that he had been surprised by the
Seedless's unusual lovemaking
style. "Usually I just encourage
couples to do what feels good for
them and it's obvious that Don and
Helga were having a good time,
but there was no way on God's
earth that Helga was going to get
pregnant by mounting Don from
behind. I had to explain the basics
of eggs and sperm to them and the
idea of how the two are brought
together. They were quite
surprised."
"I just feel foolish," said Don, "I
knew my winkle came into the equation somewhere,
but I thought it was just to anchor me to the bed. We
both work for Microsoft."
CAR RUNS ON MILK
A Swiss engineer has invented a car which he claims can run on milk. Pierre Chocolat, who once worked for
Ferrari, and now runs an eco-dairy in his native Lausanne, said, "It is a fantastic
achievement and will solve all of the world's energy problems. The idea came to me after
I fell off an Alp while climbing. I struck my head but when I regained consciousness I realised
that the first form of energy we take in, is milk. And if man can run on milk, so can machine."
"You can get forty miles to the gallon," added Chocolat, "unless you are using semi-
skimmed, in which case you will get less. One cow can provide you with more than enough
milk for a day's driving. If you keep a cow you can fuel your car and still have enough left
for your coffee and cornflakes.
A young Seattle couple are to
be taught how to make love
properly after four years of trying
for a baby.
"The manual said the dominant
partner was to get on top," Don
Seedless insisted, "and as
Helga is considerably bigger
than me, we just assumed it
meant her."
"We tried and tried," his wife
agreed, "but I just couldn't get
pregnant. I really love Don and
we're desperate to start a family.
Our doctor asked us about our
sexual activity and, though I'm
rather shy, I mounted Don and gave him a good
seeing to. That's when the doctor told us we were
doing it wrong."
 
 
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