WHY DO WE SPELL “MARIJUANA” WITH A “J” ..................................................................................35
Pronounce it like “H” when Spanish spells it “marihuana” and pronounce it mariwana?...................................... 35
XRATED WORDS. ....................................................................................................................................................................................35
HAMBURGERS, HOT DOGS — IS THAT ALL WE EAT? .........................................................................38
How about pizzas ............................................................................................................................. 38
How about frijoles negros ....................................................................................................................................................................38
PRECIOUS COMMODITIES ABROAD ..................................................................................................41
Toilet paper, getting softer ................................................................................................................................................................. 41
Showers, they call them douches ......................................................................................................................................................41
