TITLE: A CAT FROM CANADA
AUTHOR: BASSAM IMAM
My name is Chip Miller. I’m a very tenacious, streamlined,
beautiful, athletic North American Shorthair.
You’re probably wondering what the heck a North American
Shorthair is. Well, I’ve got Canadian blood in me, but I’ve
spent much time in the U.S. Therefore, I consider myself a North
American Shorthair.
I live in Green Town, California, a beautiful little town
with a population of ten thousand, not including the companion
animals therein.
My „pretend parents’ are Bassam Imam and his fleshy android
wife Linda Strathmore. I forced ... I mean I convinced my
pretend father to secretly purchase a fleshy android to be his
wife and also to be my beloved pretend mother.
I wasn’t trying to be a tyrannical kitty of sorts, but I
wanted to have the ability to shut my mother off, for good if
